Insider – The Next Generation

Q. How do you make a crazy person crazier?

A. Appoint them as the Big Brother Insider.

The majority of voters have decided that Jade would be the best new Insider.  That remains to be seen.  She was happy to accept the role from BB (again, what choice did she have?) but as she has said to others, she doesn’t really enjoy being told what to do by anyone.  This was evident at the end of last night’s daily show when called into the diary room (after not featuring in any of the earlier footage), Big Brother set her the challenge of singing all day instead of talking.  What does she do?  “I’m getting a sore throat, I don’t think I’ll be able to talk tomorrow.”  Just like the kid who wants a sick day from school and lays the bait with Mum and Dad the night before.  Michael would have handled this kind of a task with gusto. Damn you bet!

And while on the subject of Michael, his freelance insider work seems a little sad.  Throwing away cutlery, what’s that all about?  And what about David, is he going to join in now that he survived Sunday night?  Big Brother needs to capitalise on the fact that he has an Insider and one (maybe two others?) that think they are the only people causing trouble.